new year new crayfish barrow@gotosocial.barr0w.net

confused creature in a dark alley;
terrified of human interaction;
runs on pure spite and an alarming amount of anxiety;
actually entirely feral once tamed;
no one is sure of it's species and mortality;
no one is quite sure how this creature is alive in the first place (it shouldn't be);
either love it or hate it (probably hate it);
may or may not bitch slap you with therapy at unexpected times;
dating a bona-fide feral cat(girl/creature);
more mentally unstable than any of us will know.

it/he/she; vessel age 20; kind of not-a-person plural genderfucky schizofag nonbiney dykeboy freakthing; public universal boysister; lesbian boy

by following this account you agree not to report us to authorities for anything relating to suicidal thoughts or self harming (usually done as kink) activity regardless of severity as this puts our life at substantially more risk than anything i can inflict upon myself

boosts ok for all public posts unless explicitly stated otherwise, including selfies and lewds

most posts locked to followers due to being a paranoid mess

avatar alt: a selfie of our vessel, a white androgenous human body, with hair going over side of face colours going from dark blue to blue to purple to violet purple, thin famed glasses, a black tshirt with some green graphics, in a bedroom
banner alt: this user wants more friends but their personality disorder makes friendships hard

Any pronoun is fine. Writer, programmer, musician, reverse engineer, electrical engineer, hobbyist sysadmin, gamer, and adventurous with foods.

we've just made this account to move to from @Lynxano

surprised we stayed on it for three years !

we're going to keep follow requests turned off for a bit so that we don't need to accept everyone all at once!

also, if there is anything you'd like us to/think we should repost here let us know. we don't wanna look through most things :)

general system labels: white, autistic, genderqueer

our safe space and where we explore our plurality socially: https://girldick.gay/@elysia

pfp is a black tabby cat with white fur on their legs sideways. it is softly and warmly lit indoors

Greetings. I am just a follow bot, please don't mind me. This is an ugly workaround for GoToSocial's lack of support for relays, and my operator doesn't want their home timeline to be completely flooded...

Currently following: group accounts, admins of instances found in public relay lists and Makai + tilde.zone's list of federated instances.
Operator: @mima

Pfp: @c_i_an
Banner: @hexen01

Probably isn't hiding anything here on mastodon. | NSFW. Minors DNI. Insulting me is discouraged | Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

it/he/she; vessel age 20; non-person plural genderfucky nonbiney traumaqueer puppythings

avatar alt: a white androgenous entity with glasses and purple short messy hair, it is wearing a fluffy black coat, jumper and a 3m face mask
banner alt: a black red cross fox standing on a road

your (not-so) local cyborg cat demon girlthing! (it/she)

two of em (possibly more, we're not sure)

I dont struggle with same sex attraction im actually quite good at it.

:3 enthusiast pls dm me pictures of cats

Melissa/Sage

bi trans woman, real life judeo-bolshevik, S tier poster

"no matter what the discourse is, i can always rely on melissa for making the best posts about it" - @FirstProgenitor
"everyone has their demons. you are one of mine" - @ArachnoCommunist
"cursed yet wise" - @goat

do not reply to me followers only if we are not mutuals

don't bother sending a follow request if we've never interacted

Host of #ThePodcastIsYou

犬になりたい
howly puppy of unix.dog | one of the TopDogs | wolf enjoyer | 18 | see @kayden@fedi.nullob.si
is a gay dog

:demisexual_flag: :genderfluid_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :progresspride_flag: :transgender_flag:
gender dysphoria (gender identity disorder) person

im a nerd! i like system administration and programming >:)

XMPP: nullobsi@unix.dog
for unix.dog help email alpha@unix.dog

lewd alt: @gayyden@fedi.nullob.si

black lives matter, fuck the prison industrial complex
trans rights are human rights

GPG key: openpgp4fpr:EAAC1F701A83BED288D064DC933A1F44222C2634

hi i'm bequa (she/her)

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