weird dinosaur 🐲 pastelpunkbandit@kittycat.homes

Admin of hellsite.site

Instance Necromancer and Scourge of The Fediverse

World Leading Expert in the Field of Keysmashing Sciences

Artificer of Wretched Things

Sometimes a Kobold, Sometimes a Goat

love my wife @kim

Magic acc: @goat

Brown trans poetry chick and accomplished shitposter, age 25. Local menace to society. Call me Vulture! 🖤

Please DM before following! (unless I follow you) No minors please! I post a bunch of lewd stuff on main!

Moderator on lesbian.solutions! Come find out!

Poem writer, plant toucher, great kisser, bird lover. The Pacific Northwest's favorite vulture enjoyer. I'm like, really gay. Computers make me cry and I'm not a "computer toucher" so @ me about grass instead.

Please be nice and have a good vibe ✨ If you're a liberal or a fascist, I will destroy you. 🧨❤️ ACAB means the gay cops too.

Reviews:
"kicking you off the instance for this actually" - Rosie
"vulture is truly one of the posters of all time" - Juliana
"I nearly gave this one a :blobcatumm: 👎" - Hazel
"Vulture going from posting plant facts to being an S tier shitposter and still having great plant facts is like, one of the great arcs of mastodon" - Rosie (again)
"Vuotur 🥺" - Vivi

It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer

Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque :opossum_yell_:

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans :skull_smoking_:

I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.

Things I am: queer, trans, non-binary, non-mono, aromantic, software dev, @admin of ondergrond.org. I post: All sortsa junk, including lewd/nsfw, so 18+ ONLY!

#nobot I don't consent to having this profile indexed or scraped.

I don't post or boost stuff without image descriptions.

This is a personal account, I don't accept that many follows. Please don't follow request unless we've interacted in some way before.

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