LRRR LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. A TEMPORAL VORTEX STRANDED ME IN AMERICA IN EARTH YEAR 2023. OMICRON MALE. HE/HIM. DO NOT LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES.

CONNECTIONS TO CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. CONSIDER THIS YOUR CONTENT WARNING FOR THREATS OF CARTOON VIOLENCE.

NO CEASE AND DESIST ORDER YET. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING IN ANY WAY.

[OOC: I'm a tax lawyer, leftist, failed comedy writer, hardcore adult, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist. People tell me that I am a *lot*]