Mitch Wagner mitchw@mastodon.social
Aspiring Zamboni operator. Can wiggle each ear separately or both together. Y2K compliant. My brother and I were forbidden by our mother from watching the 1960s Batman because we jumped around on the furniture play-fighting. Lives in San Diego with my wife, dog, and two cats.
ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company
hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 34, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own. pseudony.ms/