ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend

𝗦 𝗢 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
🍓🌿☀️🐝

fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship 💕

icon by @shade

🌸🌼🌸🌼

lagunia

He/him/they/them
Old, washed up

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

hello!!! im froggy. i draw/knit/yell sometimes

she/they

#NoBot

hi i'm jaina, resident server slime

main: @heartles

monads chess cup 2020 finalist
i'm gay and a lesbian
not smart enough to be a tankie

boundaries:
don't follow if you're under 18
don't flirt with me if i don't know you at all

fyi i'm white

"jesus fucking christ" - starwall
"I'm gonna send you the eye bleach bill" - req
"green daria can't hurt you, green daria isn't real" - philly

special thanks to dankwraith

please at least have something in your bio before following

pretend internet dog
useless queer
strident, power-hungry tart
communism, shitposting, ffxiv

your favorite shitposter's favorite shitposter
:sh: :oh: :gh: :ph:
the villain of villains | i love you
qvp pride flag by @distressedegg
banner by
@extinct@redroo.ml

#nobot | she/her, sie/hir, or xe/xer | aries | ace | trans | "the chill esvrld" -presolace
(?wo)man|.* | Cy for short

hi i'm sleep, i like shit posting and gay sex

i'm the admin of these here parts

previously @sleep

#techWriter at #MinIO
Posts about #documentation
Heads up the book club for #WriteTheDocs
#NextGen #Trekkie but stans #CaptainJaneway
Loves #SciFi and #Fantasy #books, but I'll also read about math, theoretical physics, philosophy, and an occasional religion tome.

Hobbies: #knitting, #yardWork, wannabe gamer, but I've never succeeded in doing that

#Dad to 3 humans and 2 #cats

#crohnie living with #crohnsdisease, a chronic #ibd condition.

Politics: well #left of center

Refugee from the law of averages.

My avatar is myself, a smiling sexagenarian male wearing a red robe; I have a luxurious mustache and am wearing faux tortoise shell glasses and a grey knit cap red, yellow, and blue stripe running from my left eye upwards.

The header is an upper portion of a map of the
city limits of Boise, Idaho in red. It resembles a gerrymandered congressional district; the phallic indentation is Garden City's Gambia to Boise's Senegal.

Main account: @djwfyi

#TechWriter at #MinIO. I enjoy reading #fantasy and #scifi books. #Trekkie. #Knitter. Dad. Owned by 2 #cats.

#FOSS topics I'll post about:
#kubernetes #objectStorage #aws #staticSiteGenerators #python #javascript #html #css #documentation #ui #ux #git #sphinx #markdown #knowledgeManagement #infoArchitecture

Other interests I post about:
#writeTheDocs #ibd #crohns #healthcare #fatherhood #parenting

#INTJ #9w1

Pronouns: He/Him