ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

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hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 34, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own. pseudony.ms/

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wandrew @wandrew@godforsaken.website

I'm wandrew, my pronouns are he/him, I have a dog called wilma, I sometimes make strange noises with synthesizers https://soundcloud.com/filtseq

:googlyeye: Stlex :googlyeye2: @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone

Used to be @infernusgoatus@radical.town and @infernusgoatus, now co-admin of kvlt.zone.

I'm a chill, queer, anti-capitalist.

I fix computers for a living and like dead things, earthy things, and things you can create with your hands. I dabble in a lot of stuff.

Yes you can take the googly eyes emojis, please feel free!

I don't boost selfies because it feels weird, but I'm contractually obligated to boost pet photos.

18+, they don't even let me out in public

caffeine devil @MmeLibertine@laserdisc.party

I am 30 or 40 years old & I do not need this.
queer, monogamous, and happy. don't flirt. absolutely no minors.

first-ever perfect #MovieBowl bracket haver (1999)

av by @scoots

https://en.pronouns.page/@MmeLibertine

Switch: 1008-2374-6524

bone idol @dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website

tired queer in a (p)leather jacket

I don't know anything about linux

36, Scotland

followers should be 18+ plz

πŸŒ±πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸˆ

Chairman Toot :veri_purp: @vmstan@vmst.io

Michael Stanclift
vmstβ€’io Administrator πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» TAM at VMware
IDIC πŸ–– Proud Kansan 🌻 Father of Four
Heavily Caffeinated β˜•οΈ

#startrek #mentalhealth #anxiety #dataprivacy #dadops #mastoadmin

Zack @zenhob@butts.team

He/him.

Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.

Captain of butts.team.

Profile background art by @kgmarcy

🌸 @soft@stonerkitty.monster

both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend

𝗦 𝗒 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
πŸ“πŸŒΏβ˜€οΈπŸ

fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship πŸ’•

icon by @shade

🌸🌼🌸🌼

garfield @garfiald@mastodon.social

lagunia

SUBVARIANT SLAMPIG @Catsandcatsandcats@monads.online

He/him/they/them
Old, washed up

Sad Little Meow Meow :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow: ​:puzzle:​ :ffxiv_drk: @FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, ζ—₯本θͺžε°‘し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
πŸ’‰ 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

frongus by scrongus @seafrog@glitterkitten.co.uk

hello!!! im froggy. i draw/knit/yell sometimes

she/they

#NoBot

jams classic :verified: @heartles@monads.online

hi i'm jaina, resident server slime

main: @heartles

monads chess cup 2020 finalist
i'm gay and a lesbian
not smart enough to be a tankie

boundaries:
don't follow if you're under 18
don't flirt with me if i don't know you at all

fyi i'm white

"jesus fucking christ" - starwall
"I'm gonna send you the eye bleach bill" - req
"green daria can't hurt you, green daria isn't real" - philly

special thanks to dankwraith