ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

:100gay::hyper_cat: actual libertine antichrist autoanthronekophile :hyper_cat::100gay:

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certified :mario_moment_inside:

lunix, furfaggotry, edge, german mehms, siivagunner, death grips, hyperpo(o)p personified, freak but a nice guy, cool :neko_sunglasses:, not welcome here, bad faith actor, no gun faggot, something else, knot enjoyer, not viable for adoption, spermsexual, fucking crazy, pleasure craft, dark fedi, contemptable retard who should be mulched for fertilizer, degenerierte Furry Schwuchtel, seed hoarder, delightful, the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed, fucked in the head I know that, professional slut, confirmed fat old fuck, dumbest girl alive, unclean cretin abomination homosexual, fleshlight, queer woke furry, chronically lewd, hornyjail pro #1, Severity level 7

i rebound my caps lock to meta, all-caps posts are done with holding shift

all identities are valid.
don't dream it, be it.
to block is to accept defeat.
i won't defederate, unless it's a platform that enables serious crimes
really, really nsfw; if you're under 18, do not interact
if you block me, please let me know why :o)

all posts from this account are fictional and are not to be taken as the opinion of the account holder or as factual truth

#Motorcycle enthusiast, #atheist, #socialist and in general want the world to be a better place and to learn new things! 
I’m also an #audiophile and #gamer and interested in #linux. 
#BLM #antifascist #anticapitalist #playstation #homophobia and unfortunately a blue dot in a red state.
My Linux distro is ZorinOS.

https://linktr.ee/kingosleemer

parody of fictional member of fictional band + seeking part time psychological help + ignore any strange noises emanating from the dark corner of the basement I'm sitting in

#ExperimentalMusic

https://justmytoots.com/kingosleemer@mastodon.world

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

Checking out Firefish, which was called Calckey. More active at @cody@unreliable.associates

Michael Stanclift
vmst•io Administrator 👨‍💻 TAM at VMware
IDIC 🖖 Proud Kansan 🌻 Father of Four
Heavily Caffeinated ☕️

#startrek #mentalhealth #anxiety #dataprivacy #dadops #mastoadmin

friendly neighbourhood neurotic

i have ibs of the mind

trans liberation now.

small mammal
34, she/her, chicago

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Mid-30s. Trans. Northern and bolshy. Recovering radio DJ, current urban planning student.

I don't post sexual content, so there's no 18+ restriction on my account, but I do sometimes post about mental health (behind a CW). I'm not here to debate you on politics, tech etc.

Please see pinned toot re. follow requests.

Extremely unagented writer